June 15, 2003
√Evil = PenisEnvy
By Anonymous
(This editorial was developed from work from several social research scientists and marketing research analysts for several Fortune 500 companies. Due to the nature of this effort and in the best interests of my fellow analysts, this editorial shall remain anonymous.)
Times Change
Our society is rapidly transitioning from patriarchy (daddies make rules) to matriarchy (mommies make rules and daddies do not exist). Most social scientists predict that all societies will be matriarchal before the next millennium! Nevertheless, such a transition may whitewash the history of mankind and “The Penis.”
History or Herstory
Our culture and humanity is replete with furtive commerce, evil economic problems, and sexual deviance. Several research studies review all of these social ills, as well as, how the poor penis managed to erect civilization. From castration to phallic symbols, the penis still holds a special place in the hearts and minds of people throughout history.
“The Case of Penis Envy”
“The Penis” existed long before money or the use of money. For example, the oldest recorded business (a) prostitution - required a client (b) The Penis. Yes, The Penis even predates the vagina, money and even “the love of money.” Therefore, the cliché “the love of money is the root of all evil” seems to be a recent edition to social history and may not be symbolically or mathematically “the root of all evil”.
Several analysts note that the (pleasure and envy of penis pleasure) has been portrayed in both symbol and language throughout history. Ironically, both “good” and “evil” women throughout history have demonstrated in symbol and behavior that The Penis used to represent the genetic totality of one’s wealth and family. Such symbols remain a key belief in a furtive culture, language, and society.
After much scientific review of both symbol and language for example, the ankh of ancient Egypt still represents the key of both life and death. Is the ankh an “inverse” phallic symbol? Women still consider themselves to the harbingers of both life and death. Symbols such as the ankh linguistically depict ideas much like mathematics.
An etymological review of EVIL and mathematical complements
If the opposite of LIVE is EVIL then
What is the symbolic complement of The Penis?
What is a phallic symbol? Why did phallic symbols exist?
When was the last time you wore a penis sheath?
The following ancient etymological constructs have been simplified and rexpressed in the language of English. Time, distance and/or money “were added in the last 10,000 years."
√Evil = envy of penis
√Evil = [(penis * envy) * ((lack of penis) * envy)]
Evil = √(penisenvy)2 + √lack of envy
Evil = penisenvy + √lack of envy
√Evil = PenisEnvy
By Anonymous
(This editorial was developed from work from several social research scientists and marketing research analysts for several Fortune 500 companies. Due to the nature of this effort and in the best interests of my fellow analysts, this editorial shall remain anonymous.)
Times Change
Our society is rapidly transitioning from patriarchy (daddies make rules) to matriarchy (mommies make rules and daddies do not exist). Most social scientists predict that all societies will be matriarchal before the next millennium! Nevertheless, such a transition may whitewash the history of mankind and “The Penis.”
History or Herstory
Our culture and humanity is replete with furtive commerce, evil economic problems, and sexual deviance. Several research studies review all of these social ills, as well as, how the poor penis managed to erect civilization. From castration to phallic symbols, the penis still holds a special place in the hearts and minds of people throughout history.
“The Case of Penis Envy”
“The Penis” existed long before money or the use of money. For example, the oldest recorded business (a) prostitution - required a client (b) The Penis. Yes, The Penis even predates the vagina, money and even “the love of money.” Therefore, the cliché “the love of money is the root of all evil” seems to be a recent edition to social history and may not be symbolically or mathematically “the root of all evil”.
Several analysts note that the (pleasure and envy of penis pleasure) has been portrayed in both symbol and language throughout history. Ironically, both “good” and “evil” women throughout history have demonstrated in symbol and behavior that The Penis used to represent the genetic totality of one’s wealth and family. Such symbols remain a key belief in a furtive culture, language, and society.
After much scientific review of both symbol and language for example, the ankh of ancient Egypt still represents the key of both life and death. Is the ankh an “inverse” phallic symbol? Women still consider themselves to the harbingers of both life and death. Symbols such as the ankh linguistically depict ideas much like mathematics.
An etymological review of EVIL and mathematical complements
If the opposite of LIVE is EVIL then
What is the symbolic complement of The Penis?
What is a phallic symbol? Why did phallic symbols exist?
When was the last time you wore a penis sheath?
The following ancient etymological constructs have been simplified and rexpressed in the language of English. Time, distance and/or money “were added in the last 10,000 years."
√Evil = envy of penis
√Evil = [(penis * envy) * ((lack of penis) * envy)]
Evil = √(penisenvy)2 + √lack of envy
Evil = penisenvy + √lack of envy
THAT DOESTN EVEN LOOK LIKE A PENIS. YOU TWAT.
Posted by: laura at February 11, 2004 01:32 PM